VIEW CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS

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First Place:

Eight winners have been selected by View Neighborhood Newspapers staff, who evaluated the 459 entries that were submitted by a total of 377 readers.

Two boobs on the left, two boobs on the right, one boob in the middle.

-- Steve Godin, Las Vegas

Second Place:

Third Place:

Honorable Mentions:

* My pair beats your three of a kind, Hugh Heffner. -- Helen Miller, Las Vegas

* Testing, 1,2,3. Are these things on? -- Nigel Alldridge, Henderson

* So, which one of you used to be the teacher? -- Jeanne Bodak, Las Vegas

* I have the cheerleaders. Now, where's the team? -- Lola Bell, Boulder City

* Forget global warming. These globes are hot! -- Wendy Parrish, Las Vegas

Prizes will be awarded to all the winners, including a copy of "The Reign of Sir Oscar" by Las Vegas artist Mike Miller for the first-, second- and third-place entries.

Watch for another caption contest in the Aug. 14 editions.

* I know it's a great day when I see double before my first cocktail. -- Mitchell Eichberger, Las Vegas

* Hold it, girls! Don't' you see I'm trying to stay abreast of the situation? -- Lyman R. White, Las Vegas