*You think you have it bad -- those poor people in Summerlin have to endure the right turn. -- Steve Willis, Las Vegas
*If this tent is a rockin', don't come a knockin'. -- Steve Calabrese, Las Vegas
*Can you teach Math? -- Gina Angelone, Las Vegas
*I'm sorry, but this is where the new NBA arena is going. -- Bruce Schowers, Las Vegas
*I'm sorry, mayor. I thought you said, "Drink inside the box." -- Steve Johnson, Henderson
Prizes will be awarded to all the winners, including a copy of "The Reign of Sir Oscar" by Las Vegas artist Mike Miller for the first-, second- and third-place entries.
Watch for another caption contest in the May 22 editions.
*Excuse me -- can you tell me where carton No. 212 is located? -- Lola Bell, Boulder City
SEVEN WINNERS HAVE BEEN SELECTED BY MEMBERS OF THE VIEW NEIGHBORHOOD NEWSPAPERS STAFF, WHO EVALUATED 350 ENTRIES THAT WERE SUBMITTED BY A TOTAL OF 247 READERS.