VIEW CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS

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A copy of "The Reign of Sir Oscar" by Las Vegas artist Mike Miller will be awarded for first-, second- and third-place entries.

Watch for another caption contest in the May 12 editions.

SECOND PLACE:

THIRD PLACE:

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

* I'm a hybrid, too. I also run on alcohol! -- Joe Labella, Henderson

* No, officer. I haven't been drinking. My nose is the first thing to burn in the spring. -- David M. Massella, Las Vegas

* I was only kidding, officer, when I asked for a chaser! -- Bruce Formander, Las Vegas

* Sir, I clocked you at 10 martinis, I mean miles per hour, over the speed limit! -- Mark Kight, Henderson

* Yes, officer, I will 'take care' of this ticket. -- Sherman Dougherty, Las Vegas

"Was I drinking too fast, occifer?" -- Suzanne Novak, Las Vegas

First Place:

* And what are the phone numbers to those showgirls you're always with? -- Kathee Wilmoth, Las Vegas